Ryan Medlock
a queer who always has a really bad haircut. he loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. ryan gets -rg-sms when he watches the tennessee vols play. he also sends pictures of his d-ck to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.
oh, ryan medlock is the biggest queer ever!
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