S.A.L.S.H.


the s.a.l.s.h. is a very mysterious and powerful ent-ty… and it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power!!!

although the true ident-ty of the s.a.l.s.h. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the new england area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. s.a.l.s.h. is you, s.a.l.s.h. is me, and s.a.l.s.h. is whatever you want it to be.

in the beginning of it all there were only three… on 09/11/2008 in the city of fitchburg m-ssachusetts, the three founding fathers of the s.a.l.s.h. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an ent-ty that would forever change the universe as we know it today. one man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, the second man created the laws and rules to govern the ent-ty. finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the s.a.l.s.h. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, “what the f-ck is s.a.l.s.h?”
do not take me for some conjurer of cheap s.a.l.s.h.

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