the greatest thing on earth, a group of sacred chickens.
dave: wow! i saw a sacred gaggle yesterday!
sally: oh my god, how did you find one?!
a dog’s irresistible urge to chew on stuff. my new puppy is very chewtivated. it’s already torn up my sandals, three pillow cases, my mom’s quilt and part of the sofa.
a russian pink haired lesbian who has huge muscles. oh shes such a zarya!
an extreme form of necking, also known known as an ankle-neck. originated by miley cyrus, maybe. the act of kicking the back of someone’s foot extremely hard to the point that the person is unable to walk. dude, i had to ankle-back this cat. he was being mad disrespectful.
to flip off kids your own age from the inside of a vehicle. julie : ” i’m gonna flipee ray” ray: – looks through window of bus from the outside- ” really b-tch?”
- *sshole radio
when you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. but instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before. brent just got dumped by roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio […]