Sad ending
a little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crev-sse in their face and proceeds to sh-t on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue b-lls.
robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. his mouth was numb and he smelled like sh-t.
the opposite of a happy ending. one pays to perform a s-xual act on another.
lorenzo went to the m-ssage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.
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