SAEAC
an acronym for the super awesome extracurricular activity committee (or sac for short). this amazing committee was formed in 2010 for the purpose of planning a christmas party of epic proportions which will be talked about for centuries by all whom were in attendance.
the sac offers support, comfort, and entertainment to all its members 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. sac’s policies, members, location, and events are confidential and cannot be revealed at this time.
recently there has been alot of curiosity surrounding the sac and how to be incorporated into it. as there is only so much room in each sac, membership is limited. the sac does not actively recruit members but those interested in joining can send their inquires to [email protected].
if sac is interested in having you as a member you will go through a lengthy audtion process without your knowledge. if you p-ss the audition phase you will then enter a trial probation period during which time you will be evaluated on whether or not you are a good fit for sac. if you do not make the grade then you will not be a sac member. inability to e-mail properly will result in your immediate rejection as a sac member. there are no appeals to this process.
wow that saeac party was epic! i will have bruises and rug burn for weeks!
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