floppy jalopy
a limp, old, saggy p-n-s.
“dude, the other day i was in the men’s locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!”
“dude, your grandpa’s floppy jalopy is hangin’ out…”
a derogatory term which can be used in place of “erectile dysfunction.”
“yeah, i went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on levitra.”
saggy and pancake like br–sts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.
africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.
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