Safari Jew
a safari jew is a person who obviously practices judaism; however, unlike the stereotype, these jews have darker skin: they look like they’ve recently walked out of the jungle.
-he’s jewish
-how? he looks hispanic.
-that’s because he is a safari jew.
-oh…that makes sense.
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