Safeway Girl
a girl you date that’s kept seperate from your regular social circle. a safeway girl is quiet and low drama. she is a fallback girlfriend for when things don’t work out with the hotter girls. similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. usual plain, boring, and safe.
alt: safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. see starter girl
i really want to take karen to prom but she’s going with ricky so i’ll just have to bring my safeway girl.
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