Said the alter boy to the priest
the catholic-friendly version of “that’s what she said.” used to change an innocent statement into a s-xual bombsh-ll.
-as your best friend’s ice cream cones melts-
friend 1: “oh man, it’s dripping all over my hands.”
friend 2: “said the alter boy to the priest!”
friend 1: “ick!”
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