sailor bill syndrome
male; s-x! any port in a ‘storm’!
the concept of a male ‘creaming’ just about anywhere! (broken gl-ss, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a “quickie”, it would be at least somewhat understandable; if they ‘shopped’ some “quality transportation”!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to ‘hammer’ some sk-nk??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of ‘hammering’ anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its’ talons into the libido of the male…he was caught ‘f-cking’ a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
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