sailors dream
raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.
was dreaming about getting f-cked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find i’d been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. sailors dream
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