salaried
1. in the usa, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. taking it in the -ss from the man who signs your pay check.
3. thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. because you are in essence your boss’s labor b-tch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
your buddy: “so how’s work?”
you: “ya mean that 50-70 hour thing i do each week?”
your buddy: “yeah – er…jeez. are you hourly?”
you: “f-ck i wish. i’m salaried.”
– translation –
your buddy: “so how’s work?”
you: “ya mean that 50-70 hour thing i do each week?”
your buddy: “yeah – er…jeez. are you hourly?”
you: “f-ck i wish. i’m just taking it in the -ss from the man who signs my pay check.”
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your buddy: “so how’s work?”
you: “ya mean that 50-70 hour thing i do each week?”
your buddy: “yeah – er…jeez. are you hourly?”
you: “f-ck i don’t want to think about it. i’m salaried.”
– translation –
your buddy: “so how’s work?”
you: “ya mean that 50-70 hour thing i do each week?”
your buddy: “yeah – er…jeez. are you hourly?”
you: “f-ck i don’t want to think about it. i’m thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick.”
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