Salim
the most awesomest person in the world. one who has this name shall dominate your -ss.
person#1- i got owned by salim!
person#2- well, duh. everyone gets owned by that fat-ss.
often a person who is very cool. he is liked by almost everybody. their emotions are concealed.
yo, that guy is pretty tight… almost like a salim
n. probably the most significant person you’ll ever meet in your life.
type of person that people always regret not being more “in” with him later in life.
v. the action of owning or as others refer to it as ownage.
ex 1:
ian: ” you can have my lunch if you want..i’m not so hungary”
jessica ” f-ck! should’ve went out with salim.”
ian “yeah”
ex 2:
interviewer: ” so ashton kutcher..we heard you’re having a new show now? can you tell us it’s name?”
kutcher: “haha…yeah..it’s gnna be “you just got salim’d!”
australian slang for a gigalo, specifically black man that enjoys s-x with white women.
white woman: aye mate, i am looking for a gigalo tonight!
salim: yo dat honey is fly!
salim is someone that bangs b-tches and leaves them walkin’ crooked.
oh my god! i can’t walk right today, i got salim’d last night!
salim’s are fun and entertaining. they may seem rude but to those close to him he is very caring. always cracking jokes and talking, one can never be bored around him. very interesting and very smart. he likes to show off every now and then but will always respects others.
‘salim’ is cracking jokes again!
salim is a funny way to tease little kids in the school garden. if one of the grown up guards have seen you teasing an other little boy, you shout “saliiiim” and run away from the guard.
frank: haha you look so silly stupid kid!
guard: stop that, or i’ll tell your teacher!
frank: salim!! saliiiim!!!
..and frank ran away, making the teacher thinking “what!?”.
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