commit


to kill yourself (suicide)
“i can’t believe i beat it with that nasty chick”
“yeah yo, you should commit”
(v) to kill oneself. typically specific to suicidal feelings when lagging on tinychat
jess: am i layging? i’m layging, you guys, i’m gonna commit!
com·mit kuh-mit
–verb (used with object)

to m-st-rb-t- to a movie not intended for the aforementioned purpose.
sure, it was all fun and games at first…but when we caught ben renting “the parent trap” we knew he had a problem.

i was gonna commit to that cute cnn anchor this morning, but that story about teen obesity was major buzzkill.
inflected form(s):

com·mit·ted; com·mit·ting
1 a: to put into charge or trust : entrust b: to place in a prison or mental inst-tution c: to consign or record for preservation d: to put into a place for disposal or safekeeping
2: to carry into action deliberately : perpetrate
3 a: obligate, bind
if you are committed to correct spelling, you will remember that this word doubles its final t from “commit” to “committed.”
verb

used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
references “go commit suicide”

can also be used with the word “go” as in “go commit”
sam: “hey jake, wanna chill?”
jake: “sorry i can’t. im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away.”
sam: “commit, you b-st-rd.”
to place oneself in extreme circ-mstances to complete a ridicolously loose task
m-sslad1- im going to commit the bilshw-ng while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

m-sslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- commmiting the shwwaaaaaaannnnngggggggggggg

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