Salsa Fucked
this phenomenon occurs when dining at a mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. the areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are “salsa f-cked.”
jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.
i know, we got salsa f-cked.
when you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.
bob (with huge plate of nachos): ” where is the salsa?”
lisa: “oh i finished it yesterday”
bob: “i cant believe you just salsa f-cked me!”
1.this phenomenon occurs when dining at a mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. the areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are “salsa f-cked.”
2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore
1.jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.
i know, we got salsa f-cked
2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?
no i salsa f-cked myself and im not hungry anymore
to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)
expecting a snowday on the next day
nick- “dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa f-cked”
ryan- “yea havin school would f-ck us over”
the act of lathering salsa on your p-n-s, and having s-xual intercourse with someones -n-s.
zack-“so did you salsa f-ck her?”
hunter-“h-llz yeah i salsa f-cked the sh-t outa her till she was bleedin salsa.”
the common s-xual fantasy of having a s-xy latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having s-x with you.
the only reason i enrolled in spanish cl-ss was for the moment when i am to be salsa f-cked.
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