salt miner


a male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a w-nker, t-ss-r, masturbator. taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.
omfg, did ya hear that steve got caught w-nking at work, he’s such a f-cking salt miner.

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