Salty Felix
the act of using a woman’s cat to clean your junk after s-x. it works best if you have just soaked her face and t-ts with a monster load of baby gravy.
john: how did it go with that sk-nk from the biker bar last night?
jim: awesome! i pulled the old salty felix on that pig. after i covered her with about a quart of j-zz, i picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the h-ll out of there!
john: epic! it doesn’t get much better than that on a tuesday night!
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