a c*nt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating
my uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.
a guy who always wears tank tops (even in peak winters) i met an oojin back in chicagos. he was shivering in the wind
- little legend
we had one dude in there who’d been in the taliban, and he was celebrated. he got caught because he fell asleep when he was supposed to be detonating a tank. he was waiting so long that he fell asleep, and the u.s. found him with this bomb in his hand and he said he […]
- relationship thing
when you are almost dating someone or talking to someone. it means lowkey dating. i heard ashley and harrison are a relationship thing because they’ve been talking a lot! they are so cute!
someone who thoroughly enjoys a full body wax or a wax of their genitals muhammad is such a cnuk. jesse eisenberg lookalike always has his b*lls waxed