the ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.
chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?
mark- yea, but its ok. my left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.
chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. you’re so sambidextrous.
the pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college. i got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as i had work 3 hours later.
- i fuz
i’m down. i’m cool with that. i f-cks with that. “y’all like this party?” “yeah i fuz”
nonsense; a communication or explanation with no real meaning, sense or use. what a load of twozzle. he only talks twozzle. that’s just a bunch of religious twozzle. childish phrase we use to talk about a guys genetalia in public, or in front of old people. yeah his twozzle was pretty big. i heard she’s […]
- quant*ty over quality
quant-ty of a work is more important than the quality of a work. student: i wrote an essay 1 sentence long. it has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning. teacher: lmao it’s quant-ty over quality. who taught you to write like that? smh. jason got 100% on this […]
- windy sewer
farting into another persons’ -sshole my girlfriend was giving me a m-ssage and she pulled a windy sewer