sammer

international term/name used to describe the greatest specimen of man: king of all kings, pimp of all pimps.
“sammer, when i grow up i wanna be just like you!” or “hail o’ mighty sam i am truly blessed to have met you”
sammer is the guy of your dreams. he is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. he is awesome, cool and amazing. he’s also extremely fun to be with. once you meet sammer, he’s the only one you need. sammer is amazing.
he is sucha sammer
the best, funniest guy on earth. a very cute male who is very attractive and loving. the most muscular male, a very nice guy.
he’s just like sammer!
to place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon’s tail might.
“you should go sammers the h-ll out of allanna!”
normally a girl or gay guy, sammers’ are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
they are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
they are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as “smart -sses”.
they are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
they look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
they like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
guy: why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing “love me or hate me” by lady sovereign at the top of her lungs?
girl: oh, she’s a sammers.
a cutesy way of saying “sandwich”.
boy: i’m going to the kitchen, want anything?

girl: can you make me a sammer?
a nickname for someone named samantha or sammi
“did you talk to sammers last night?”
“no”

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