Sandinga
a tiny yellow monster, similar to the sandman from spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.
sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman’s leg and settle in the lining of the uterus from which they travel down into the v-g-n-l cavity in search of food.
a warning to all mankind, check for sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and p-n-s’.
i was tempted to have s-x with maria but when i peeked inside her v-g-n- a sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.
i was so embarr-ssed at the doctor’s surgery when i showed him my half eaten finger and confessed i didn’t check for a sandinga first.
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