Sandman Stewart


the most viscously hxc metal band ever to be in existence. their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.
“man, that bill o’reilly is so viscous…..just like sandman stewart!”
or
“wow, when i found out i killed someone with my car because i was drunk, i could only tell the officer ‘….that’s so sandman stewart…..”
or
“i think sandman stewart should win the n-bel prize because they exterminated all of the f-cking p-ss-es on earth. i mean come on….no one else has done that!”
or
“i’m sure buddha would have loved sandman stewart.”

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