San Clemente Sludge Sled


during -n-l s-x doggie style, when the female begins to cr-p, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the cr-p back in with his p-n-s.
“lisa told me she had to deuce last night before s-x. i was so h-rny i told her to wait. unfortunately i had to give her the old san clemente sludge sled to keep it in a little longer so i could c-m.”

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