santa’s salt


another term for cocaine
“poor young lad, should’ve never snorted santa’s salt.”

timothy: ooooooooohhh my gooooddd
barbara: tim, what’s wrong?
timothy: yeaaaaaaahhhh
barbara: why are you sprinting?
timothy: mmmmmmmm waaahhhhh…feels gooood…ba

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