Saphylis
a condition of uncontrolled (and often excessive) borborygmi and flatulence (similar in nature to “swamp -ss”) that is often the result of eating too many hard boiled eggs and sitting in confined sp-ces to let it brew. a saphylitic individual is so careful as to not let the flatus p-ss in mixed company that when the malodorous gas is finally leaked (sometimes accompanied by a shart), it is of the most foul and despicable essence. a person afflicted with this disorder is usually one who would otherwise avoid being perceived as someone capable of such a revolting olfactory emanation, such as a pretty girl or a well-groomed gentleman. a carrier of saphylis is rarely to be trusted, as he/she uses his/her charm to immediately place blame on other “less savory” individuals, the pet, or a stink bomb.
eric, who suffered from chronic saphylis, moved his desk near the restroom so that he could mask his swamp -ss with the odors coming from the toilets.
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