Sass Act
pun on “cl-ss act” , a s-ss act can be described as a person that lives life concerned with projecting a certain degree of s-ss apon everyone they speak to. s-ss acts usually come across as mean, but that’s what they want you to think. they really aren’t, its just up to you to compliment and smile at their s-ssy personality.
person 1: hey!
s-ss act: you look like a raddish.
person 1: wtf, your an -ss.
person 2: hey!
s-ss act: you look like a seahorse, neigh swish.
person 2: lmao, you are so s-ssy!
s-ss act: bro, i’m bringing s-ssy back
person 2: so, were cool right?
s-ss act: definitely seabiscuit .
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