Satchel Snatcher


n. one who “sn-tches” things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. a h-m-s-xual who likes to grab the males genitals and “sn-tch” them. commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. the word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in call of duty 4) and plants for own exp. also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and achievement wh-r-s
v. the act of satchel sn-tching
dude that guy is such a satchel sn-tcher. he stole the bomb from me every round.

i hate people who satchel sn-tch

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