Sausage Scale
the sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
a sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
if the male population represents:
=50%: supper
>50-59%: sausage snack
>60-69%: sausage c-cktail
>70-79%: sausage fest aka sf
>80-89%: sausage buffet
>90-99%: sausage banquet
=100%: all you can eat sausage
the same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
guy #1: dude, should i got to this event?
guy #2: i don’t know, how many guys and girls are going?
guy #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
guy #2: where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
nerd: thats a 81% male population.
guy #2: dude, that’s a total sausage buffet. don’t go.
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