a very awkward and spazzy teenager. or, a herd, of awkward and spicy teenagers. typically getting into trouble. can be found doing things that if were to be brought up, one would vomit.
“ugh, that ellen is a real savrine…”
“security! them sevrines ‘r causin’ trouble”
- ben lepine
ben drowned’s human vessel ben lepine is ben drowned
- p*ssy glasnost
a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p-ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p-ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p-ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p-ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit […]
- dip coot
a yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip. “wow it hurts to pee because i have a dip coot” “dont tell me another dipper went down on you..”
a pepto bismol margarita. i really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!
friends that occasionally makeout like a fwb with out s-x. after my recent breakup with my girlfriend, i’m in the need of a ftom.