scared turtle
when a p-n-s gets cold and hides for a while
“this water is making me pull a scared turtle”
when your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
ohhhh d-mn i got a scared turtle when that fat b-tch nicole tried to pick me up.
when a t-rd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
i tried to take a dump after lunch today but all i got was a scared turtle. now i’m constipated.
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