Scharf
a frothy amalgamation of s-m-n and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen’s -n-s. many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
we had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the “scharf” stains.
1) v. to act in an ignorant, selfish, pretentious, nonsensical, and smarmy type manner.
2) can be used as a noun or adjective.
3) a word describing democrats and liberals.
4) a derogatory term.
– see other definitions for other meanings.
(don’t be such a scharf)
(to speak sharfly.)
a frothy amalgamation of s-m-n and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen’s -n-s. many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
we had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the “scharf” stains.
to sh-t and barf at the same time.
liz: “i was soo sick last night. i couldn’t stop scharfing. i had to sit on the toilet and hold a trash can in front of me.
1.a word to define something as extremely entertaining, and meant to sound somewhat german.
2. really cool.
wasn’t that movie scharf?!
n-z-‘s aren’t scharf enough to join the club.
verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.
i was on such a bad date the other night: the guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so i had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.
simultanious sh-t and barf
one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.
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