scheduled procrastination
the act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.
jeremy’s scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the university of kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.
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