Schlapper
the word “schlapper” derives from the latin word “slapper” or “slag”, also known as;
“tarts”
“hoes”
“sl-ts”
“wife”
can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy english nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe d-gg-ng by intoxicated males.
slags.
“i sh-gged this schlapper jus last night.”
the process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner’s r-ct-m. then proceed to “krazy glue” the r-ct-m shut, and call the cell phone. continue to stimulate the genitals while you -j-c-l-t- on the closed r-ct-m.
that was a great schlapper…except, i lost my cell phone.
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