Schlonge Master


one who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schl-nge. and uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schl-nge daily as well.
“kanye is so the schl-nge master, because he likes playing with his schl-nge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom.”

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