schnorks


not an underwater creature!!!
“schnorks is not an underwater creature!!!”
used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
one who is shnorkish. that is:
b-mbling.
unhumoursly funny.
strange.
plain weird.
hey schnork, whatsup?

you shnork, why did you say that?
a strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. doesn’t partic-p-te in many communities besides irc (which is okay but come on the trc forums need more people 🙁 ). in any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.
schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly
ultimate s-x machine.
i’m gonna pound some poontang right now. huh.
a carbonic beverage best served with sliced sp-cecow, sworn enemy of yumblie
no?
an underwater creature!!!
“schnorks is an underwater creature!!!”

Read Also:

  • Schoey

    a schoey is a large incompetent mess, usually an invertebrate. they are found throughout the world, dropping out of college, asking for soft drinks, and losing halo matches. best avoided. “cba” “can i have a soft drink?” “i hope he doesn’t end up like schoey.”

  • Schwibby

    the best of the number one you are great than schwibby 1.lame or boring 2.ugly or repulsive 3.aggro dude, that chick is so schwibby!

  • schwiffet

    advective – the act of being a jub. one who is a schwiffet is a schwiffeting jub. (measured on a schwiffometer, using the universal chuff law) (see jub, also see chuff) “schwiffet my jubber you jubbing schwiffer” or “jub my schwiffer you schwiffering jubber”

  • black sleigh ride

    young white girl never been with a black man rides his enormous c-ck in the reverse cowgirl in an inclince position. man, that tight as white b-tch wanted me so bad last night so i gave her the black sleigh ride!!!

  • Gravy Flavored Condom

    condoms evil turkey’s use. i found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, i think an evil turkey raped someone tonight. you: “i want to have s-x on thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can i find a gravy flavored condom?” friend: “you will have to find the evil […]


Disclaimer: schnorks definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.