SCHMANGO
an elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. they are unbelievably cl-ssy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. they jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.
schmango girl: the atlantic was born today, and i’ll tell you how…
ordinary person: no it wasn’t.
schmango girl: it’s by death cab.
ordinary person: what the heck is a death cab?
schmango girl: -facepalms-
a group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.
d-mn straight they are. i wish i was a schmango.
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