Schmigglebauffen
schmigglebauffen (sh-migg-ul-bauf-in) german
-noun
describes an incredible girlfriend who never ceases to amaze her boyfriend. she is always there for him and always gives him a smile. he never wants to leave her. she is so s-xy she makes robert crazy. her cuteness is un-definable, and will not be defined in this definition, although, it is cuter than her boyfriends. he loves her more than anything.
“wow, i hope my schmigglebauffen is looking at this”
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