schnoodling
where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man’s foreskin over the other man’s c-ckhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.
bruce and larry were schnoodling, and bruce got a hood full of man goo.
when two uncirc-msized men stand facing eachother with thier p-n-ses touching and pull thier foreskin
man1: last nigh that schnoodling was great.
man2: yeah when we were rubbing our c-cks
verb – 1. the act of 2 men one being circ-msized and the other being uncirc-msized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncirc-msized p-n-s over the circ-msized mans p-n-s and proform m-st-rb-t–n in turns of both p-n-ses at that same time.
crude definiton – two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together “huston we have d-ck s-x!”
noun – 2. used as a t-tle of action to explain someone’s utter dislike for a situation, or idea.
1. “some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer b-tt s-x”
2. “dude that is gayer than schnoodling.”
v. a suction technique common among ducks and similar waterfowl to extract bugs and grain from muddy water.
those muscovies over there have been schnoodling all day long!
cathaterization
when a person sucks -j-c-l-t- off of a body, usually a person’s body; especially out of bodily hair.
“sorry i just came all over your legs.”
“it’s okay honey, i’ll schnoodle it off for you, after all you know how much i like schnoodling.”
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