School Ghost
much like an office ghost a school ghost is a rarely visible ent-ty that seldom appears at their listed school or inst-tute of higher learning.
school ghosts typically appear only by force, either when (depending on the level of school, ie; college, high school etc) they are either a: caught and fined for truancy and forced to and attend cl-ss for a few weeks to please the courts.
or b; periodically go on 2 to 4 week “benders” and are spazzed out of their minds on booze and drugs until they remember that they have cl-ss and pop in for a session or two. just enough to flunk a test or midterm and copy someone else’s lecture notes.
“school ghosts” normally are borne of those who become tired of actually getting up in the morning to attend cl-sses, homework, studying or exams. these ent-ties names are typically called on role or roster every cl-ss session but are rarely accounted for. sg’s often appear in the back row, with dark sweats or flat out pajamas no supplies and fall asleep half way through and aren’t seen after that.
everyone thinks im a total school ghost just because i’ve missed 16 or the 21 cl-sses…pftt..what do they know?
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