SCIF


short for “slow cars in formation.”

1. an annoying situation on a two-lane highway when 19 cars are in line behind one guy that doesn’t want to go any faster than 33 miles per hour

2. on a multiple-lane highway, when two or more cars are going the same speed in different lanes and holding up traffic.
i was going to get here ten minutes ago, but i was stuck behind an 8-car scif for like half an hour.

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