scorgasm
while watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.
ex. 1 9julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. after his sc-rg-sm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.
when someone gets wayyyyy too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up sp-nking on their xbox controller so that the b-ttons get stuck
person 1; omfgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
person 2; whoa what the h-ll man?!
person 1; i think i just j-zzed over that.
person 2; not on my f-cking controller again?!
person 1; ooops?
person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
person 1; nice one
person 2; wow, that was some sc-rg-sm!!!!!
a compet-tion between friends to see who can have the most -rg-sms in public.
for guys it could be getting a bl-w j-b and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. for gals it’s as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.
in a club last night i was so tired from my sc-rg-sms i went straight to sleep still wearing most of my clothes.
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