Scottish Puppy Chow
the distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl’s love c-n-l after she hasn’t showered since the last leap year. similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut b-tter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man’s chin.
man that girl’s scottish puppy chow is so tastey i wish i could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
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