Scottish


the standard by which all else is judged.
if it’s not scottish it’s cr-p!
along with the irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional
dude those scottish people are the shiznit
brother g-d to irish! scots and the irish kick all -ss and if you have a problem with that f-ck off!
no example needed, if you need one…f-ck you.
g-d’s chosen people, but after a heavy night on the whisky resulting in a huge argument with g-d he punished us and cast us down on to the island of britain,and to add insult to injury he gave us the english as neighbours!.
scottish people are the dogs b-ll-cks oh and by the way burns night is on the 25th of january not february ad it is whisky with no “e” niyko you are hereby cast out of the scottish club ,hang your head in shame. tut tut
1. the scottish language ; a form of gaelic, closely related to irish and manx, part of the goidelic or q-celtic sub family of the celtic language grouping.
not to be confused with ‘scots’, ‘lowland scots’, ‘lallans’ or ‘doric’ which is a language/dialects of a language of anglo-saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as inglis/ynglis, which -ssumed the t-tle ‘scots’ around the 15th century.
2. ethnically scottish – being those who speak the aforementioned scottish language; gaels or ‘gaidheil’ in their own language.
3. of or belonging to scotland.
‘canan na h-alba’ – the language scotland,
‘an canan albannach’ – the language of scots,
‘canan nan gaidheil’ – the language of gaels,
‘albannach’ – scottish.
one of the few, one of the proud. only country not to give in without a long fight against the romans. greatest drinkers on the planet. fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). you know you love us cause you’ve no reason to hate us!!!
did you see that scottish guy last night? what a laugh man!!
the s-xiest accent in the world, the typical scotsman abroad is often plagued with hot women wanting to f-ck his brains out.
hot girl: omg he is soooooo hot!
other hot girl: yes!! he has a scottish accent, i wanna f-ck him too!

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