1) the incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) the tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts
“he seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!”
- neutral bystander
a person who chooses to not take a place in a situation, but instead sit aside and watch it all burn. is commonly the messenger between 2 opposing parties. i guess i’m the neutral bystander.
- the absentia lardum effect
the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing. i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
someone who is crusty, & complete trash. wow look shes so crustatious!
in a trance or stupor, especially through exhaustion, drink, or drugs. can also be used to describe a despairing behaviour or situation “darren has a barai sense of timing” “it’s friday so lets get barai!”