Screenjack


while looking at one’s computer, the surprise pop-up ad that appears independent of the user’s actions. typically, this pop-up ad appears to block out the whole screen, and is difficult to close out.
“i was checking out that new website for shoes, and i got screenjacked with an ad for an online university.”
to look at another players screen when comencing in gameplay, to benifit the cheating d-nk.
most commonly used by men with small p-n-s.
side effects my include: increased hair groth on p-n-s, facial deformity and loss of p-n-s and/or p-n-se(s).
warning
screenjacking is contageous and will spread quicly through your enviroment, if you come across a screenjacker imediatly close your eyes and m-st-rb-t- for the best.
an example is below.
b-dup: real swell man, i go an energy sword.
screenjackest4life: i no, im gay.
b-dup: f-ken screen jack to the max
screenjackest4life: ill screen, then possably jack ur mom.
b-dup: not if i do first, lil’ b-tch.

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