Screw-jitsu
using submission techniques on your partner during s-x. screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after s-x, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.
brian: where’s your wife?
scott: sleeping upstairs.
brian: during your party?
scott: she was giving me birthday head and i put her in a triangle. maybe i should have let up before she went out. she didn’t tap out…
brian: well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
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