scuba diver


the act of having a sh-t (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the u-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.
ringo: ahhhhh that was a good sh-t.
kuba: that’s disgusting, i didn’t even hear you flush.
ringo: scuba diver mate…
scuba diver
someone who regularly uses marijuana. calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. scuba divers breath oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
synonem: pro stoner.
hary’s dad is a scuba diver.
“yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. would you like to acompany us on a dive?”
a s-xual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman’s mouth and his b-lls on her eyes. the name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the d-ck is the snorkel and the b-lls on her eyes act as the goggles. the rest of the scr-t-m acts as the mask.
the girl was p-ssed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
have someone suck a fart out of your -ss
take position – standing bending over ,on all fours or on your back with your legs pulled up(take your pick) an have someone suck a fart out of your -ss (the person sucking the fart looks like a scubadiver) hnce the scubadiver

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