scurlocked
this happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. when you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. shame on you.
guy1: f-ck i was so high last nite i ended up with fannie. i tried to leave but got scurlocked!
guy2: ahh sorry to hear that, dude. theres some lysol over there.
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