scurvy love
-when a pirate comes ash-r- after spending weeks or months at sea and finds a loving wench to share the night with
-can be confused with the word “disturbia” in rhianna’s disturbia
“jack sparrow went to get some scurvy love on antigua but all the wenches rejected him.”
“scurvy love-it’s like the darkness is light…”
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