Edward Scissorhandjob
a handjob that could be outdone by even edward scissorhands himself. a destructive atrocity of a basic s-xual maneuver.
guy 1: dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
guy 2: those are the same boxers i wore when i got that edward scissorhandjob.
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